It's My House Now by Don Ruff
"This book is a humorous look at home ownership. Another author wrote a book about his house and mentioned my house in his book. Therefore, I have to write a book about my house and mention his house in my book. Some of this book is creative fiction. I could say this book is based on a true story, but then I would be just like the fake news network. I entertained myself writing this book. I hope you are just as entertained reading this book. While writing this book, I kept in my mind that this book had to be snarky. This book is best read thinking snarky thoughts and drinking wine. A dry Cab with cheese."